December 2010
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“They will say I smoked cigarettes and marijuana, cursed hoarse as a crow in all...”
– Kate Braverman, The incantation of Frida K (via slychedelic)
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OMG U GUYZ
Did you know that Justin Bieber is left handed???????
Did you know that Justin Bieber’s favorite color is blue?????
Did you know that Justin Bieber likes bananas?????????
Did you know that Justin Bieber’s middle name is Drew?????
Did you know that living with a 12 year old girl means hearing about Justin Bieber ad nauseum?????????????????
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Psych students, theorize away.
So today I will apparently be alternating reblogs about religion and makeup.
My Tumblr caught my ADD.
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shoesonwrong: The Sims came out in 2000. →
shoesonwrong:
The Sims + seven expansion packs
The Sims 2 + eight expansion packs + ten stuff packs
The Sims 3 + three expansion packs + two stuff packs
There have been thirty three entries into The Sims games (PC) in ten years. At twenty (stuff packs) to fifty (core games) bucks a pop that comes out to …
Got the Late Night expansion for Christmas. Have not installed it yet, but rest...
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Worth the rerun: See what YOUR page would look... →
lastofthehardcoretroubadours:
timekiller-s:
or, as Wonder Tonic’s page says, “make any website look like it was done by a 13-year old in 1996.”
That’s funny.
Totally had one of these pages. Totally did.
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“There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes.”
– Doctor Who (via red-kryptonight)
Four: My doctor forever.
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Deities
Mom: *reads over shoulder* You're a godless heathen. What higher power are you addressing in that post?
Me: Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs.
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Dear Weather/Airports/Deities/Frosty The Snowman,
Get your shit together, because I am flying out of Detroit tomorrow and my ladies are flying out of Philly. Finish off your snowgasm and clear your runways and god help you if you try to convince me not to get on a flight I booked in October and the wrath of nine hells be upon you if I make it to the Spokane airport and the ladies with the keys to the car and the house do not make it to the...
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Twenty Questions
Erin: Is it something imaginary?
Me: Yes.
Mom: A gecko!
Erin: Geckos aren't imaginary.
Mom: I can imagine a gecko. I am imagining a gecko right now.
Me: Technically, anything I think of is by default imaginary.
Mom: Video games have atrophied your sister's imagination so much she can't even picture a simple gecko.
Erin: Remind me again why I missed you guys?
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Dear Tumblr,
I still exist.
At my parent’s house for the holidays, where the internet is one shared PC and runs at the speed of no.
Later: Pictures of Charlotte The World’s Puffiest Cat playing under the Christmas tree. And probably 9000 reblogs while I catch up.
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Fuck today
All is calm, all is bright.
Thank you to those who listened to me vent.
Fuck today.
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“It’s one thing to have a gay person in the abstract. It’s another to see that...”
– Rep. Barney Frank, all but calling President Jimmy Carter a table over his patronizing, kumbaya assertion that the country is “ready” for a gay president. (Click through for Maureen Dowd’s full op-ed on the subject)
Barney is my homeboy.
(via -rosasparks-)
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