March 2012
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perilz said: Good God, I forgot you got Nukie antibodies as a child and can actually sit through it without genuinely wanting to die as a result.
Yeah, I have Mac & Me antibodies too. Actually, it’s a little disturbing how many of the films SA has reviewed are...
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perilz asked: top six bizarre fetishes (as in fetishes you find most bizarre, not your personal most bizarre fetishes)
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perilz asked: top six movies you love hating, FIRST in the sense of lulz and THEN in the sense of self-righteous raeg since you're gonna be PICKY about it
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Every night of my life.
Me: I haz a tired.
Ari: Sleep?
Me: Can't
Ari: Why not?
Me: I am not done with the internet yet!
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HOOTIN + HOLLERING HEADQUARTERS: jollityfarm:... →
jollityfarm:
HOOTIN + HOLLERING HEADQUARTERS: all rise for america’s first tumblr president.
qglas:
lordsteve:
-benedict cumberbatch immediately declared naturalized american citizen, appointed Chancellor of Feelings
-immediately announces Operation Moonbeam, a 3 trillion…
-pizza remains a vegetable, nutella is deemed a fruit
perilz asked: top six Stephen King novels and top two Dean Koontz novels because 3 Dean Koontzes = 1 Stephen King
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HOOTIN + HOLLERING HEADQUARTERS: all rise for... →
lordsteve:
-benedict cumberbatch immediately declared naturalized american citizen, appointed Chancellor of Feelings
-immediately announces Operation Moonbeam, a 3 trillion dollar war on gender
-uses air force one to personally befriend and support “all the gays, everywhere”
-national religion is…
-misquotes during every speech, mainly inspiring words by Marilyn Monroe
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BUILT FOR COMBAT AND SORCERY: ATTENTION... →
jollityfarm:
Hello, everyone!
Attendance is about a year old now. That’s pretty exciting, I think!
Even more exciting is the fact that I have a ton of incredibly talented friends. Talented friends who draw comics! SO. I THOUGHT. What better way to celebrate Attendance’s one year anniversary than with…
Hey arteests
Check this out
Hey non-arteests
Also check this out
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Ask me my "TOP 6" anything! →
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February 2012
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ofanotherfashion:
Maybe the most stylish librarian ever - check out that fascinator! Lucille Baldwin Brown was the first Black public county librarian in Tallahassee, Florida. This photograph is part of the collection at the State Library and Archives of Florida.
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28 m. brontosaurus. you kno what they say about...
perilz:
lordsteve:
alessonforall:
Hate to break it to you man, Brontosauruses aren’t real.
why the fuck would you say that to me, a brontosaurus
I’m an apatosaurus but I recognize as a brontosaurus
it’s okay man people are ablisaurist
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Woman In Black
I loved it
But I hated it
But I loved it
I have so many issues with it
But parts of it were so brilliant
And it’s the first movie to terrify me in I literally can’t remember how long
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I Was a Warehouse Wage Slave →
Read. This.
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Annual Can I Listen To Leonard Cohen's "Who By...
NOPE
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M,M,&I: I wonder what people who believe in ghosts... →
apieceofmine:
Because that’s a conversation that sure would suck for a kid.
Even telling a kid the devil is real isn’t THAT scary because there are guaranteed ways to avoid him that all spelled out in the bible.
But ghosts, from what I gather, will fuck with you if they want to fuck with you no matter what.
So are they just like, “yeah, ghosts are real….hopefully you won’t run into one...
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reblog with a pic of the first image that comes up...
coffees-and-cats:
cantankerouspatriarch:
guttersvoice:
welp
sure is me
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This is pretty cool!
Right. On. The money.
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“…when life doesn’t hand us the punishment we think we deserve, we are wholly...”
– Sara Benincasa
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“They say that President Obama is a Muslim, but if he isn’t, he’s a secularist...”
– E.J. Dionne Jr. (via washingtonpoststyle)
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Dear Fic Authors,
You really need to stop using the term “blown pupils” to refer to someone being dark-eyed with lust
Because this term does not mean what you think it means
Enjoy your post-coital TBI though
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So much work to do now.
Erin: Megan I'm sorry I thought the Avengers trailer was for JLA
Me: Erin, they...they don't have ANY of the same superheroes.
Erin: I thought I saw Captain America
Me: Erin...Captain America isn't in the Justice League.
Erin: You can see where I'd be confused then
Me: You...you don't have anything to apologize for. I...I thought I'd done better by you.
Me: I thought I'd raised you right.
P.S. I now want a scene in the Avengers where a bystander is like "Hooray, the Justice League is here!" and the team splits into those who are hauling back and those who need to be hauled back.