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Okay, now they’re appealing DIRECTLY to people senile enough to think of “wowser” as an even vaguely good thing.
eta: I don’t know why those people would be downloading the Ju-On manga though
My grandson wants the game where Sonic fights Wowser, please.
“We let Willow cut her hair. When you have a little girl, it’s like how can you teach her that you’re in control of her body? If I teach her that I’m in charge of whether or not she can touch her hair, she’s going to replace me with some other man when she goes out in the world. She can’t cut my hair but that’s her hair. She has got to have command of her body. So when she goes out into the world, she’s going out with a command that it is hers. She is used to making those decisions herself. We try to keep giving them those decisions until they can hold the full weight of their lives.” (via Why Will And Jada Pinkett Smith Let Daughter Willow Cut Her Hair - The Frisky)
(via lipstick-feminists)
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An Index of Tentacles: An Ode to Dicks -
About fifteen minutes away from the house, walking at a good clip, there’s a fine place. An amazing place. A burger joint in the absolute sense of the term, with the soggiest fries you could ask for and sixty-cent coffee, malts, and burgers that can be ordered by the sackload. It will tame the fiercest of periods, but none of that is the real attraction.
The real attraction is the sign.
Yes, the joint is named Dicks. Yes, that is a panda holding a burger and either a popcorn bucket or soda cup. Yes, that is also a chicken. No, I was not kidding about buying literal sacks of burgers. Yes, the panda appears terrified at what lies within the depths of his bucket—what it is, we may never know. The rooster’s head is lit up in neon and “moves” back and forth, though nothing else does.
But did you notice the place is named DICKS?
This isn’t a greengrocer’s comma. Oh no. Here’s the brickwork.
Apostrophe fully intact. They knew. They KNEW EXACTLY what they were doing.
They were creating a sign that would pronounce boldly, proudly, all night long, in bright primary colors, to tourists and residents alike, that DICKS is open for business.
Buy the bagfull. God bless you, Dicks.
I wish that pic of the signboard showed off the prices a little better. It is truly a glorious time warp of a burger joint.
I keep seeing the trailer at the movies and it keeps giving me the feels. I was so psyched to see it initially and it still looks so god damn good, but now I don’t think I can sit through it because Fassbender comes on screen and it literally makes my skin crawl.
God it still looks so GOOD.
God he just makes my skin CRAWL and I used to LOVE him.
Fucking fuck.
My basement got no business lookin’ like this.
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