In Coffee Spoons

Oct 19

When you spend your day bombarded by people but none of them are the few you actually want to see so you wind up both socially burned out AND intensely lonely

delcat:

smart enough to know vegetable oil on a cotton ball will help an earache but stupid enough to try to put my headphones on repeatedly while it’s in

#it actually works, #i have no idea why, #but it does

This works by lubricating the inflamed tissues to soothe them and also by softening any hard buildup of ear wax that may be causing additional pressure.

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Okay “sexy dissertation committee” may now be my Halloween costume

Douchebag In The Rye. 
This is the first message this guy’s ever sent me and since my profile at no point ever mentions Caulfield or Catcher, I’m not sure what he’s on about unless he mistook me for a sexy dissertation committee.

Douchebag In The Rye. 

This is the first message this guy’s ever sent me and since my profile at no point ever mentions Caulfield or Catcher, I’m not sure what he’s on about unless he mistook me for a sexy dissertation committee.

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(Source: thorneater, via twofish)