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Weirdest Porn Intro Ever

YOU MEAN BEST PORN INTRO EVER

wat the fuck is even

what did i just

oh my gosh i love how the guy is trying SO HARD not to lose his shit

lmfao i just really love porn guys

it’s the most ridiculous pile of shit every created

it’s the most ridiculous shit to ever become a multi-billion dollar industry

charlotte why am i not surprised in the slightest that you tagged this with my username

lemon tree insurance

If you were a lemon, I would put you on the shelf and cherish you like I cherish all our lemons.

lemon stealing whores

always reblog lemon whore

I’m so glad that our lemon tree grew and sprouted fruitful lemony lemons.  Best porn intro ever.  (SFW)

(Source: pornographyandmeathooks, via jollityfarm)