delcat:

ziggysamdust:

"Stand by me" Easter eggs

I
okay

delcat:

ziggysamdust:

"Stand by me" Easter eggs

I

okay

bitsypon asked: Your job title is literally "page" (or contains it at least)? For some reason that just seems really neat to me. :D

delcat:

I…wow, I cannot believe I never realized the pun in that.  Holy shit.

BUT YES I am a library page which means I’m at the lowest rung of the ladder.  Shelving is my main job, but there are also roughly ten billion smaller tasks we’re in charge of, like emptying drop bins, retrieving requested material for the pull list, cleaning computers, and making things look neat at the beginning and end of the day (and usually a few times in the middle).

As for advancement, I’m hoping that soon I’ll become a library squire and then that a watery tart will fling a scimitar at me and I’ll become library king.

No, you upgrade from page to

librariansoul:

twcwelcomecenter:

In case you haven’t heard, BookRiot is the fucking ish. 

Unsurprisingly, the book snobs showed up en masse to comment on this piece.

Tags: books truth

dothraki-screamer:

sextingtate:

yeah but what if fred weasley became a hogwarts ghost

pulling pranks and flirting with seventh-years and telling an over-exaggerated version of his death to anyone who will listen, haunting slytherin first years and popping up in the boring classes and making faces at the teachers behind their backs

skip a few decades. george weasley dies.

fred’s ghost is never seen again in hogwarts

(Source: kinkylupin, via riker-wears-a-skant)

oracularfucktacular:

Let Dr. Seuss explain these stories, kids. 

(Source: oracularfantastica, via vthebookworm)

restlesslyaspiring:

twigwise:

soloproject:

michellicopter:

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I couldn’t decide where I wanted Coulson to be sorted, so.

Too adorable, could not not re-blog

THE TAGS YES PLZ

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virginiagentlenerd:

adriofthedead:

I imagine that this movie would be much more enjoyable if all the dialogue were replaced with those from Kate Beaton’s comics

DAISY WHERE IS THE BABY 

(Source: jossarian, via feels-like-fire)

"Much like fairy tales, there are two facets of horror. One is pro-institution, which is the most reprehensible type of fairy tale: Don’t wander into the woods, and always obey your parents. The other type of fairy tale is completely anarchic and anti-establishment."

— Guillermo del Toro on how horror is inherently political as a genre, Time Magazine (x)

(Source: cerulean-spork, via paulatari)

mortalityplays:

iworkatapubliclibrary:

These apology notes were sent to the librarian a few days after a small fire was set and quickly extinguished at the back of the library. The fourth grade girls wrote: "I am so sorry because we almost burn the library and could for give this is last time? yes or no" "I am so so sorry and now I know how it feels. And also I am sorry that I try to burn the library. And I’m sorry." "I am sorry tha I try to burn the library. Do you forgive me but thanks for saving the library. I will promise to not do that agian." "I am so so sorry that we were almost burning your guise library." "Sorry! =("

I have a new favourite blog.

Awesome blog.

mortalityplays:

iworkatapubliclibrary:

These apology notes were sent to the librarian a few days after a small fire was set and quickly extinguished at the back of the library. The fourth grade girls wrote:

"I am so sorry because we almost burn the library and could for give this is last time? yes or no"

"I am so so sorry and now I know how it feels. And also I am sorry that I try to burn the library. And I’m sorry."

"I am sorry tha I try to burn the library. Do you forgive me but thanks for saving the library. I will promise to not do that agian."

"I am so so sorry that we were almost burning your guise library."

"Sorry! =("

I have a new favourite blog.

Awesome blog.

(via jollityfarm)

"Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid."

— Harry’s entire life ever summarized into one nice phrase in Chapter 10 of SS  (via maraurder)

(Source: the-spunky-fox, via feels-like-fire)