DOUCHEBAG IN THE RYE GOT BETTER, Y’ALL.

A man addressed me as worthy of his esteem but I blew it by lacking an affinity with Hamlet :((((

Douchebag In The Rye. 
This is the first message this guy’s ever sent me and since my profile at no point ever mentions Caulfield or Catcher, I’m not sure what he’s on about unless he mistook me for a sexy dissertation committee.

Douchebag In The Rye. 

This is the first message this guy’s ever sent me and since my profile at no point ever mentions Caulfield or Catcher, I’m not sure what he’s on about unless he mistook me for a sexy dissertation committee.

  • Del: Can I marry Wheatley when I grow up?
  • Me: Think of the children.
  • Del: Exactly!
Never heard back from this dude and damn it, inquiring minds want to know.

Never heard back from this dude and damn it, inquiring minds want to know.

led-leviathan:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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don’t want 

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

Do you know what a protagonist is

(via coffees-and-cats)

"What is the difference between a smartphone and Verizon?"

— Technological zen koans encountered while trying to help my father change cell phone carriers.

Trending: The existence of human aging.

Trending: The existence of human aging.

"OCD? More like OMG."

— Actual words spoken out loud on Criminal Minds oh my god why do I love this show so much

persnicketyqueerprincess:

Beautiful collection of straight boys interacting with a bisexual for hopefully the first time in their lives.

(via feels-like-fire)

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

deeplezstonerwitch:

The best thing about heteronormativity is that straight people make signs like these.

(Source: chrstopher, via smegolas)