JESUS TUMBLR
Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
(Source: doctorcrusher, via trulysophisticat)
Actual 4th Grade science test in South Carolina
if you decide you want to secede again you go for it okay?
this makes me so angry
WERE YOU THERE
(via coffees-and-cats)
(via yahwehorthehighway)
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frostykatmonstur:
akreon:
s-laughtur:
Omg, Christopher Hart. Breasts. Are. NOT . Muscles!
I’m starting to question if Christopher Hart has ever even seen a breast…or other human being for that matter.
[AGGRESSIVELY FLEXES BREASTS]
LADIES???
OMG IF THEY ARE MUSCLES CAN I WORK THAT SHIT OUT AND USE THEM IN A FUCKIN FIGHT CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT
“u wanna go u ltl bitch i can bench 100 lbs wit my titties do u even lift”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/fbad37f9858ae79ade6b89cbaf4cbf98/tumblr_mk8mxbtAyB1rf83buo1_500.jpg)
Omg, Christopher Hart. Breasts. Are. NOT . Muscles!
I’m starting to question if Christopher Hart has ever even seen a breast…or other human being for that matter.
[AGGRESSIVELY FLEXES BREASTS]
LADIES???
OMG IF THEY ARE MUSCLES CAN I WORK THAT SHIT OUT AND USE THEM IN A FUCKIN FIGHT CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT
“u wanna go u ltl bitch i can bench 100 lbs wit my titties do u even lift”
(via trulysophisticat)
TMI Monday
So, wearing women’s underwear to work today. Don’t know, feeling kinky, whatever.
How the HELL do women put up with these contraptions?
They won’t stay in place and get all bunched in places and the true meaning of “getting your panties in a twist” is rapidly becoming clear to me. Not a well designed product, would not recommend.
Maybe it’s because your parts are different than lady parts.
Just a thought.
…HONEY YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.
a coworker from my last job just posted this
i fucking can’t
A GUY TRIED TO HIT ON AN iCARLY FANPAGE I AM IN A DYSFYNCTIONAL STATE OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NO W
lieCarly
(via rosekanaya)
Sometimes having zero memory is like planning yourself a surprise party.
- Me: Man I'm hungry
- Me: I wish I had some pizza
- Pizza delivery guy: *knock knock*
- Me: OH MY GOD THAT'S RIGHT
Because nothing says “leisure reading” like “WWII Danzig”
Me: God that book I just finished was good but so exhausting and emotionally devastating
Me: I’m so glad to get a break from all that
Me: What should I read next
Me: Ah yes good
