Megan: DEL C’MERE
Me: What what what
Megan: Shhhh (points)
Me: TINY BABY TURKEYS
Cal: LEMME OUT LEMME OUT LEMME OUT
Megan: Come on, we can get out through the front door.
Cal: NUUUUUUH LEMME OOOOOUT
Both of us: (escape Cal, go outside to watch baby birbs)
Me: LISTEN TO THEM THEY SOUND LIKE VIDEO GAMES.
Megan: LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE.
Me: MEGAN I WANNA HUG THE BABY TURKEYS AND THE TURKEY MAMA.
Both of us: (go back inside)
Cal: I AM BETRAAAAAAYED
Me: Aw, poor thing. How about some noms? Cal turkey noms!
Both of us: ……
Me: (feeds Cal turkey) this is effed up.
Megan: It’s like Narnia.
One, I did not say “No.” I said “If you can catch them” and you adopted a quitter attitude.
Two, you’re leaving out the part where Cal’s lost his voice so all that’s coming out is the most pitiful little enraged squeak you can imagine.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?Fridays at 10! I’m really fighting the urge to ask about stats and stuff, like are all missionaries white mages or clerics or what and how does the Bible say to handle random encounters. Oh man I bet their screen names are fantastic.
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
OH MY FUCKING GOD
My family and I played this game for an entire car ride once except my father did not get it
Mom: If an electrician lost his job, would he be delighted?
Megan: If a lawyer lost his job, would he be debriefed?
Me: If Beethoven lost his job, would he be decomposed?
Dad: If a plumber lost his job, would he be out of luck?
like seriously genuinely did not get it at all
also I understand now why Mom went “MEGAN” really loudly when she riffed on the florist
I was here most of today because my hormones are down (or up or whatever) again and got through work by reasoning that if absolutely nothing mattered, there’s no reason NOT to be shelving books.
Then I talked with Mom and I upgraded to
Then Megan watched a movie with me and I upgraded to
And then I checked my messages to find them FLOODED WITH A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF PORN and now I’m just
you guys keep me sane and I love you
(p.s. ridiculous amount of porn to follow)