So who wants all my old original fiction dumped on them

delcat:

GREAT

Anyone who likes new weird, body horror, surrealism, just plain creepy unnerving shit etc should check out my brother’s amazing fiction under this tag.  He’s a writer I seriously envy and am proud of.

delcat:

Delcat: Jumping offline now ily
Megan: >4
Delcat: …
Megan: <3
Delcat: 3.5, then?
Delcat: Wait, no
Delcat: You just created a mathematical quandary

dear math side of Tumblr: can you solve my sister’s typo because it’s bugging me now

Del: Greater than four but less than three
Me: Oh!  Oh!  i know this one!
Del: You divided my heart by zero
Me: It’s a man because first he crawls and then he has a cane and wait no

jollityfarm:

toastdraws:

A present for a friend, who likes the game Don’t Starve and who is going through a weird patch right now.
Referenced shamelessly from here and here.
Time: about an hour (if I’d spent more time I could have gotten the style a bit more consistent with the actual style, buuuuut)

delcat I didn’t know how you’d dress in-game so I gave you a big ole lumpy argyle sweater and basically the rest of the go-to “what a librarian dude looks like” uniform.

Our friend drew my brother and it&#8217;s amazing (Toast this is amazing)
Also Del has literally worn that outfit to work, albeit for Halloween when he went as Aziraphale.

jollityfarm:

toastdraws:

A present for a friend, who likes the game Don’t Starve and who is going through a weird patch right now.

Referenced shamelessly from here and here.

Time: about an hour (if I’d spent more time I could have gotten the style a bit more consistent with the actual style, buuuuut)

delcat I didn’t know how you’d dress in-game so I gave you a big ole lumpy argyle sweater and basically the rest of the go-to “what a librarian dude looks like” uniform.

Our friend drew my brother and it’s amazing (Toast this is amazing)

Also Del has literally worn that outfit to work, albeit for Halloween when he went as Aziraphale.

delcat:

Megan surprised me with breakfast in my room on a tray I could cry
Megan: I was going to draw a smiley face on your eggs with ketchup, but I know how you feel about food touching other food.Me: You are the bestMegan: But imagine a smiley face drawn in ketchup on your eggsMe: Oh yeah I am imagining it right now dog

I love how you specified &#8220;in your room&#8221; but then took the tray into the kitchen to take a picture.  People are going to think you sleep in the dishwasher.

delcat:

Megan surprised me with breakfast in my room on a tray I could cry

Megan: I was going to draw a smiley face on your eggs with ketchup, but I know how you feel about food touching other food.
Me: You are the best
Megan: But imagine a smiley face drawn in ketchup on your eggs
Me: Oh yeah I am imagining it right now dog

I love how you specified “in your room” but then took the tray into the kitchen to take a picture.  People are going to think you sleep in the dishwasher.

Patronizing the patron

delcat:

Young Patron: Do you have comic books?
Circ Librarian: No, we have graphic novels.

I’m a little surprised you still have a job after overhearing that.

delcat:

I keep asking Megan why this didn’t happen when I came out and she has no answer

although to be fair I could not pull off those high kicks

My brother is requesting a better choreographed response to his coming out as trans.

Time to become a vegetarian for like four hours again

delcat:

Megan: DEL C’MERE
Me: What what what
Megan: Shhhh (points)
Me: TINY BABY TURKEYS
Cal: LEMME OUT LEMME OUT LEMME OUT
Megan: Come on, we can get out through the front door.
Cal: NUUUUUUH LEMME OOOOOUT
Both of us: (escape Cal, go outside to watch baby birbs)
Me: LISTEN TO THEM THEY SOUND LIKE VIDEO GAMES.
Megan: LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE.
Me: MEGAN I WANNA HUG THE BABY TURKEYS AND THE TURKEY MAMA.
Megan: No.
Both of us: (go back inside)
Cal: I AM BETRAAAAAAYED
Me: Aw, poor thing.  How about some noms?  Cal turkey noms!
Both of us: ……
Me: (feeds Cal turkey) this is effed up.
Megan: It’s like Narnia.

One, I did not say “No.”  I said “If you can catch them” and you adopted a quitter attitude.

Two, you’re leaving out the part where Cal’s lost his voice so all that’s coming out is the most pitiful little enraged squeak you can imagine.

haleyscomett-art:

I FOUND IT

NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET

NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

I’m reblogging this mainly to say that when I started the video, my brother heard the music and went dashing to the front porch and now he’s mad at me.

(via coffees-and-cats)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Fridays at 10!  I’m really fighting the urge to ask about stats and stuff, like are all missionaries white mages or clerics or what and how does the Bible say to handle random encounters.  Oh man I bet their screen names are fantastic.
Today I found out my cousin is an MMORPG missionary and that apparently MMORPG missionaries are a thing.  I shouldn&#8217;t even be surprised.  The only way this could be better if it was Second Life.

Today I found out my cousin is an MMORPG missionary and that apparently MMORPG missionaries are a thing.  I shouldn’t even be surprised.  The only way this could be better if it was Second Life.