"He’s graverobbing but in reverse. Burying. I guess that’s a burial."

— Del

Stupefying realizations:

  • That your house is yours and your parents are going to be guests in it and you can tell them when their behavior is fucking unacceptable

On the other hand when I mentioned anthropology he promptly named its place in the Dewey Decimal system.  My brother comes home so tired he forgets what plates are, but he can tell you exactly where books about plates would be.

  • Me: Did you just get out a coaster for a nectarine
  • Del: God I'm tired

So who wants all my old original fiction dumped on them

delcat:

GREAT

Anyone who likes new weird, body horror, surrealism, just plain creepy unnerving shit etc should check out my brother’s amazing fiction under this tag.  He’s a writer I seriously envy and am proud of.

delcat:

Delcat: Jumping offline now ily
Megan: >4
Delcat: …
Megan: <3
Delcat: 3.5, then?
Delcat: Wait, no
Delcat: You just created a mathematical quandary

dear math side of Tumblr: can you solve my sister’s typo because it’s bugging me now

Del: Greater than four but less than three
Me: Oh!  Oh!  i know this one!
Del: You divided my heart by zero
Me: It’s a man because first he crawls and then he has a cane and wait no

jollityfarm:

toastdraws:

A present for a friend, who likes the game Don’t Starve and who is going through a weird patch right now.
Referenced shamelessly from here and here.
Time: about an hour (if I’d spent more time I could have gotten the style a bit more consistent with the actual style, buuuuut)

delcat I didn’t know how you’d dress in-game so I gave you a big ole lumpy argyle sweater and basically the rest of the go-to “what a librarian dude looks like” uniform.

Our friend drew my brother and it&#8217;s amazing (Toast this is amazing)
Also Del has literally worn that outfit to work, albeit for Halloween when he went as Aziraphale.

jollityfarm:

toastdraws:

A present for a friend, who likes the game Don’t Starve and who is going through a weird patch right now.

Referenced shamelessly from here and here.

Time: about an hour (if I’d spent more time I could have gotten the style a bit more consistent with the actual style, buuuuut)

delcat I didn’t know how you’d dress in-game so I gave you a big ole lumpy argyle sweater and basically the rest of the go-to “what a librarian dude looks like” uniform.

Our friend drew my brother and it’s amazing (Toast this is amazing)

Also Del has literally worn that outfit to work, albeit for Halloween when he went as Aziraphale.

delcat:

Megan surprised me with breakfast in my room on a tray I could cry
Megan: I was going to draw a smiley face on your eggs with ketchup, but I know how you feel about food touching other food.Me: You are the bestMegan: But imagine a smiley face drawn in ketchup on your eggsMe: Oh yeah I am imagining it right now dog

I love how you specified &#8220;in your room&#8221; but then took the tray into the kitchen to take a picture.  People are going to think you sleep in the dishwasher.

delcat:

Megan surprised me with breakfast in my room on a tray I could cry

Megan: I was going to draw a smiley face on your eggs with ketchup, but I know how you feel about food touching other food.
Me: You are the best
Megan: But imagine a smiley face drawn in ketchup on your eggs
Me: Oh yeah I am imagining it right now dog

I love how you specified “in your room” but then took the tray into the kitchen to take a picture.  People are going to think you sleep in the dishwasher.

Patronizing the patron

delcat:

Young Patron: Do you have comic books?
Circ Librarian: No, we have graphic novels.

I’m a little surprised you still have a job after overhearing that.

delcat:

I keep asking Megan why this didn’t happen when I came out and she has no answer

although to be fair I could not pull off those high kicks

My brother is requesting a better choreographed response to his coming out as trans.