- That your house is yours and your parents are going to be guests in it and you can tell them when their behavior is fucking unacceptable
On the other hand when I mentioned anthropology he promptly named its place in the Dewey Decimal system. My brother comes home so tired he forgets what plates are, but he can tell you exactly where books about plates would be.
- Me: Did you just get out a coaster for a nectarine
- Del: God I'm tired
Anyone who likes new weird, body horror, surrealism, just plain creepy unnerving shit etc should check out my brother’s amazing fiction under this tag. He’s a writer I seriously envy and am proud of.
Delcat: Jumping offline now ily
Delcat: 3.5, then?
Delcat: Wait, no
Delcat: You just created a mathematical quandary
dear math side of Tumblr: can you solve my sister’s typo because it’s bugging me now
Del: Greater than four but less than three
Me: Oh! Oh! i know this one!
Del: You divided my heart by zero
Me: It’s a man because first he crawls and then he has a cane and wait no