I’m watching this movie because after finding literally the sixth copy kicking around someone’s office, I nabbed one to borrow.
I think that six different people in my facility tried and failed to order the actually relevant Benjamin Bratt series by the same name about drug addiction.  It’s the only explanation I can think of.  Six different counselors fucked up their Amazon orders.
This is hilarious, but I don’t dare bring it up in the office or else they’ll take it as an invitation to handle all the purchasing.

I’m watching this movie because after finding literally the sixth copy kicking around someone’s office, I nabbed one to borrow.

I think that six different people in my facility tried and failed to order the actually relevant Benjamin Bratt series by the same name about drug addiction.  It’s the only explanation I can think of.  Six different counselors fucked up their Amazon orders.

This is hilarious, but I don’t dare bring it up in the office or else they’ll take it as an invitation to handle all the purchasing.

The Dentist is also roughly 200x more fun now that the talent agent dude is recognizable as Mark Ruffalo.

The Dentist is also roughly 200x more fun now that the talent agent dude is recognizable as Mark Ruffalo.

Weirdly, seeing this movie before a major appointment is one of the most helpful things.  It’s a perfect example of the unrepentantly goofy, over-the-top cheesiness that was 90s horror (right up there beside Dr. Giggles), and it is so ridiculous that it can’t be anything but cathartic.  Thank you, Yuzna & Gordon.

Weirdly, seeing this movie before a major appointment is one of the most helpful things.  It’s a perfect example of the unrepentantly goofy, over-the-top cheesiness that was 90s horror (right up there beside Dr. Giggles), and it is so ridiculous that it can’t be anything but cathartic.  Thank you, Yuzna & Gordon.

tabbybeard said: the green inferno looks like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit like holy hell I didn't think he could make something stupider than hostel 2 but he has outdone himself

beesmygod:

please take away eli roths money

Holy shit I just googled Green Inferno and why.  Why would you even.  Ever.  Why.

beesmygod:

holy shit the cast
this movie is going to be amazing

Okay I lied I actually could be more excited.

beesmygod:

holy shit the cast

this movie is going to be amazing

Okay I lied I actually could be more excited.

beesmygod:

When a mysterious virus hits an isolated elementary school, transforming the kids into a feral swarm of mass savages, an unlikely hero must lead a motley band of teachers to fight for their lives.

YO COOTIES IS GOING TO BE THE MOVIE OF THE YEAR

Between this description and the poster, I couldn’t be much more excited.

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favourite characters: Virginia "Pepper" Potts (3/6)

(Source: quarrel-with-a-boot, via coffees-and-cats)

loudblackram said: top 5: comfort foods, scary movies, songs to be sad to

Aw these are some of my fave things too.

Comfort foods:

  • Ice cream, all the ice cream
  • Chocolate
  • Mac & cheese
  • Cheesy anything really
  • Chamomile tea w/a ton of cream and sugar

Scary movies:

  • Jacob’s Ladder, I saw this when I was 6 and it had a Significant Impact on me.
  • Hellraiser, the original Hellraiser
  • Evil Dead
  • Suspiria
  • Toss-up between A Tale of Two Sisters and Audition
  • (Former major favorite horror movie now withheld due to director being a terrible human being)

Songs to be sad to:

  • Mad World, Gary Jules
  • Requiem for a Dream soundtrack (shut up this counts as one)
  • Don’t Fear The Reaper, Blue Oyster Cult
  • Make You Feel My Love, Adele
  • Winter Song, Sara Bareilles & Ingrid Michaelson

I LEFT OUT SO MANY GOOD MOVIES DAMN IT

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

It is worth noting that none of us questioned those photos a bit.

meridahair:

thatswhatgeeksdo:

GUYS THIS IS WHY ALL THOSE PHOTOS OF DANIEL RADCLIFFE WITH TWELVE DOGS KEPT POPPING UP THEY WERE FILMING

I liked it better when it was just DanRad randomly smoking while walking a million dogs

It is worth noting that none of us questioned those photos a bit.

(via thegirlwithgoldeyes)