I keep seeing the trailer at the movies and it keeps giving me the feels. I was so psyched to see it initially and it still looks so god damn good, but now I don’t think I can sit through it because Fassbender comes on screen and it literally makes my skin crawl.
God it still looks so GOOD.
God he just makes my skin CRAWL and I used to LOVE him.
Fucking fuck.
Some Avengers themed cocktail recipes I played around with.
Also drink responsibly…
Now with added Phil
Submitted by nessastooshort
OK NEW PLAN
SOMEHOW I WILL FIND AN EXCUSE TO MAKE THESE
AND DRINK THEM IN THE AVENGERS DRESSES
(except the Hulk, because ew Midori and ew absinthe)
(via nathantdean)
That awkward moment when two master assassins resort to hair pulling and biting
This scene cracked me up because I just had CPI training at work and two of the things we were taught how to get out of were hair pulls and bites.
Neither scenario looked like this.
(Source: humanbeing001972978, via feels-like-fire)
(Source: lawyerupasshole, via feels-like-fire)
When I was only three years old in 1986, my local “Kiddie City” had a 1983 Rancor figure still on its clearance shelf. I had never seen the films, but everything about this gnarly brown monster called out to me, and I begged for it every time I saw it until it was finally mine.
My mother,…
The greatest story ever told.
The Avengers need good press: in which Xavier thinks that it’s a freaking good idea (but Logan doesn’t).
BEST EVER.
WIN.
(via marchingjaybird)
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!!
Featuring Pornstar Names:
- Dick’s Fury
- Steve “The American wetDream” Rogers
- Clit “Cockguy” Barton
- Natasha Getyouoff
- “The HULK”
- Thor “THE HAMMER”
- “Phil you up” Coulson
and
- Tony StarkI believe that’s Tony Stark-Naked
HTH
*dying*
Feel the love.
Dedicated to my superwife.
(Click for better quality)
My reaction: Aw. Aww. Aww. Aw. Awww. Aww. Awww. BAHAHAHAHAA
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