After having “fill boat with supplies and have everyone tied to it” shot down with “It’s October, they’d die of hypothermia in like 7 minutes”, she has upgraded to “Cut off everyone’s legs, tie them to the boat, and they’ll be able to be sewn on once you reach land ‘cause it’ll be like putting them on ice”
I brought up the possibility of sharks and she says it’s okay because sharks are dormant in October
When the zombie apocalypse comes, Megan is not allowed to call the shots
When I got to suggesting the legs could be used as oars, he shut the bedroom door on me.
Megan: Did you try taking less supplies
Megan: Like food and water and flashlights and ammo
Delcat: I dunno if we’re even TAKING supplies
Delcat: We don’t exactly
Delcat: have any
Megan: You know what makes a good weapon AND a good food source is legs, take everyone’s legs with you
Megan: But now they’ll fit because people can hold them on their (now extremely short) laps
Del continued ignoring my legberjack advice.
Also Megan’s overall solution to my problem is “If they don’t fit saw their legs off”
Megan why do I go to you for gaming advice
or advice in general this is like ALWAYS your solution
I’m just saying that by this point in Walking Dead you are an experienced legberjack.
I’m giving such good advice and he’s so sad this does not bode well.
"I’M THE CAKE FROM HELL"
If you haven’t watched the LP of Illbleed this the kind of solid gold you are missing.