yahwehorthehighway:

I. Loved. This. Game!

Del, we had this game.  Did we ever actually play it as a game or did we just spend endless hours setting up more and more elaborate kill shots?

(Source: fuckyeah1990s)

ikilledcaptainclown:

omfg

ikilledcaptainclown:

omfg

(Source: sarkos, via beesmygod)

oracularfucktacular:

Let Dr. Seuss explain these stories, kids. 

(Source: oracularfantastica, via vthebookworm)

                                                        ɢ ᴜ ʟ ʟ ᴡ ɪ ɴ ɢ s, ʟᴇᴛ’s ɢᴏ!

(Source: ajentamu, via riker-wears-a-skant)

crowtoed:

stephodell:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.""You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Congratulations, you almost made it out of the blizzard, but on the last day, you get lost and freeze to death. Total party wipe. Good game, guys."

"The guard doesn’t appreciate your sass and slides down on a rope to slaps you with his cock. Roll for the length of the cock and damage."

crowtoed:

stephodell:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Congratulations, you almost made it out of the blizzard, but on the last day, you get lost and freeze to death. Total party wipe. Good game, guys."

"The guard doesn’t appreciate your sass and slides down on a rope to slaps you with his cock. Roll for the length of the cock and damage."

(Source: zerohitpoints, via rubyredfeathers)

amandieu:

Out of context Sims conversations…

amandieu:

Out of context Sims conversations…

(via coffees-and-cats)

nickelbackmidisonline:

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hello, welcome to MMORPG!

ah, i see you want to play as a MANTIS!

are you a BOY MANTIS

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or a GIRL MANTIS?

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(via librariansoul)