Megan’s Current TWD Plan:

delcat:

After having “fill boat with supplies and have everyone tied to it” shot down with “It’s October, they’d die of hypothermia in like 7 minutes”, she has upgraded to “Cut off everyone’s legs, tie them to the boat, and they’ll be able to be sewn on once you reach land ‘cause it’ll be like putting them on ice”

I brought up the possibility of sharks and she says it’s okay because sharks are dormant in October

When the zombie apocalypse comes, Megan is not allowed to call the shots

When I got to suggesting the legs could be used as oars, he shut the bedroom door on me.

delcat:

Megan: Did you try taking less supplies
Delcat: Howso?
Megan: Like food and water and flashlights and ammo
Delcat: I dunno if we’re even TAKING supplies
Delcat: We don’t exactly
Delcat: have any
Megan: You know what makes a good weapon AND a good food source is legs, take everyone’s legs with you
Megan: But now they’ll fit because people can hold them on their (now extremely short) laps

Del continued ignoring my legberjack advice.

delcat:

Also Megan’s overall solution to my problem is “If they don’t fit saw their legs off”

Megan why do I go to you for gaming advice

or advice in general this is like ALWAYS your solution

I’m just saying that by this point in Walking Dead you are an experienced legberjack.

Talking to someone about choices you have to make in The Walking Dead when they’re two chapters behind you

delcat:

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I’m giving such good advice and he’s so sad this does not bode well.

When THE THING became JOHN CARPENTER’S THE THING

mattfractionblog:

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Producer Stuart Cohen has an amazingly comprehensive making-of blog regarding JOHN CARPENTER’S THE THING

there’s a great deal worth reading but maybe none moreso than the linked piece above, about how Carpenter took advantage of a six-week break in filming to watch what he had, realize it wasn’t working, and go to town on the whole affair with a scalpel.

Petition for Eli Roth’s wealth to be redistributed to Leigh Whannell

The Green Inferno bullshit is worse than we thought.  It’s worse than we thought.  It’s so so so so so so so so much worse than we thought.

The Green Inferno bullshit is worse than we thought.  It’s worse than we thought.  It’s so so so so so so so so much worse than we thought.

The Dentist is also roughly 200x more fun now that the talent agent dude is recognizable as Mark Ruffalo.

The Dentist is also roughly 200x more fun now that the talent agent dude is recognizable as Mark Ruffalo.

Weirdly, seeing this movie before a major appointment is one of the most helpful things.  It’s a perfect example of the unrepentantly goofy, over-the-top cheesiness that was 90s horror (right up there beside Dr. Giggles), and it is so ridiculous that it can’t be anything but cathartic.  Thank you, Yuzna & Gordon.

Weirdly, seeing this movie before a major appointment is one of the most helpful things.  It’s a perfect example of the unrepentantly goofy, over-the-top cheesiness that was 90s horror (right up there beside Dr. Giggles), and it is so ridiculous that it can’t be anything but cathartic.  Thank you, Yuzna & Gordon.

tabbybeard said: the green inferno looks like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit like holy hell I didn't think he could make something stupider than hostel 2 but he has outdone himself

beesmygod:

please take away eli roths money

Holy shit I just googled Green Inferno and why.  Why would you even.  Ever.  Why.