After having “fill boat with supplies and have everyone tied to it” shot down with “It’s October, they’d die of hypothermia in like 7 minutes”, she has upgraded to “Cut off everyone’s legs, tie them to the boat, and they’ll be able to be sewn on once you reach land ‘cause it’ll be like putting them on ice”
I brought up the possibility of sharks and she says it’s okay because sharks are dormant in October
When the zombie apocalypse comes, Megan is not allowed to call the shots
When I got to suggesting the legs could be used as oars, he shut the bedroom door on me.
Megan: Did you try taking less supplies
Megan: Like food and water and flashlights and ammo
Delcat: I dunno if we’re even TAKING supplies
Delcat: We don’t exactly
Delcat: have any
Megan: You know what makes a good weapon AND a good food source is legs, take everyone’s legs with you
Megan: But now they’ll fit because people can hold them on their (now extremely short) laps
Del continued ignoring my legberjack advice.
Also Megan’s overall solution to my problem is “If they don’t fit saw their legs off”
Megan why do I go to you for gaming advice
or advice in general this is like ALWAYS your solution
I’m just saying that by this point in Walking Dead you are an experienced legberjack.
I’m giving such good advice and he’s so sad this does not bode well.
Petition for Eli Roth’s wealth to be redistributed to Leigh Whannell
tabbybeard said: the green inferno looks like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit like holy hell I didn't think he could make something stupider than hostel 2 but he has outdone himself
please take away eli roths money
Holy shit I just googled Green Inferno and why. Why would you even. Ever. Why.