hey-shoes-on-wrong:

"I knew this one woman who got promoted over me and she was totally incompetent. She got the job because she was a woman."

Gee, as a woman I have no idea what it feels like when someone who is totally incompetent gets a job you want just because of their genitals. I’m so glad there’s a cultural system in place to makes sure that systematically happens to everyone but your demographic, so that when it does happen to you once in a blue moon it gives you something to bitch about for the rest of your life.

Winter Soldier spoilers

  • Me: So what are they doing with the TV series now, though?
  • Me: Join us next week for Marvel's Agents Of Nothing!
  • Chae: Phil & Friends!
flatbear:

yo thanks freyastormborn for screaming this as we spilled out of the theater on thursday night.

flatbear:

yo thanks freyastormborn for screaming this as we spilled out of the theater on thursday night.

(via marchingjaybird)

qglas asked: clint barton/a sexy lamp

flatbear:

but is that incest or masturbation.

delcat:

Megan came into the room to ask if I was going to eat anything as I posted that

and pointed out that I’ve eaten nothing but yogurt and citrus lumps for like three days now

now I am being handed food

Megan best sister 1984-2014-beyond

I made him add the “beyond” so it didn’t look like he was being fed by a ghost.

dear 98% of the people that follow me that dont talk to me

syupon:

tamaraldbrennan:

Who are you

Whats your favorite color

Favorite ship

Favorite ice cream flavor

Do you have a cat

Thank 

reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM 

(Source: 314eater, via girlwithg0ldeyes)

REBLOG IF I CAN WRITE TO YOU AND SIMPLY START A FRIENDSHIP

(Source: lesbians-and-love, via trulysophisticat)

Tags: howdy peeps

  • Me: Hey internet, how long can I leave my cats for on vacation? I have someone checking in on them, but they can go like, a couple days at time, right?
  • Internet: I would never leave my precious precious babies how dare you even think about it.
  • Me: Yeah okay but
  • Internet: It's basically like murdering them to leave them alone for more than seven hours at a time. If left unattended for even a moment they can swallow normal household objects like a sponge or an ottoman or the entire stove and die a prolonged, gruesome death where their last moments are focused with a laser-like precision on how you, their beloved owner, didn't give two shits about them.
  • Me: I don't think that's
  • Internet: Good pet owners never leave home.
  • Me: Okay, that's enough.
  • Internet: Find new owners for your cats who will love and cherish them and feed them raw meat directly from their mouths and then kill yourself.
  • Me: Good talk, internet.

pop-culture-mulcher:

All I know is I was definitely not looking for porn of any kind, let alone monster porn, when iTunes started recommending these books to me.

Troll Violation: Fucked By A Troll was apparently published in 2012, so I’m really surprised I didn’t hear about it winning the Nobel prize for literature by now.

Just asked a patron to put his shoes back on

librariansoul:

and his response—among other sarcastic commentary—was, “Why don’t you join a union so you don’t have to walk around like a security guard telling people to do things?”

This is literally the first time a disgruntled patron has suggested I join a union, and firsts are always fresh and fun and would have merited a post just for that reason. But I also wanted to ask any unionized librarians following me: do you ever have to walk around and tell people to do (or not to do) things?

It is apparently barefoot bibliophiles day today.