Had a fucking lovely and fabulous time shopping and gossiping and eating all the foods with most-bestie @coffees-and-cats while she was here.  <3

Now I get 1-2 days to decompress (and by decompress I mean clean and grocery shop and do laundry) before my parents come to stay with me

Indefinitely

Haaaaaa

"My Dad likes to go to Ikea and just eat meatballs and watch people try to fit their purchases into their cars."

coffees-and-cats

coffees-and-cats is going to be here in like THREE DAYS, she has been one of my bestest best friends since college and I haven&#8217;t seen her since I moved over here to SocksWithSandalsLand.
Reiterating:

coffees-and-cats is going to be here in like THREE DAYS, she has been one of my bestest best friends since college and I haven’t seen her since I moved over here to SocksWithSandalsLand.

Reiterating:

delcat I was going to say this was you but I realized that would imply you stopped to sleep.

delcat I was going to say this was you but I realized that would imply you stopped to sleep.

(Source: theweirdonelove, via friedcheesemogu)

I KNOW IT’S AMAZING I’M SO EXCITED!!!!
WHY DO YOU NOT LIVE HERE YOU COULD BE WATCHING IT WITH ME

On the other hand when I mentioned anthropology he promptly named its place in the Dewey Decimal system.  My brother comes home so tired he forgets what plates are, but he can tell you exactly where books about plates would be.

  • Me: Did you just get out a coaster for a nectarine
  • Del: God I'm tired

katymonster:

Some weird things I found in stores in Walla Walla. 

Oh my god, I want them both.

So who wants all my old original fiction dumped on them

delcat:

GREAT

Anyone who likes new weird, body horror, surrealism, just plain creepy unnerving shit etc should check out my brother’s amazing fiction under this tag.  He’s a writer I seriously envy and am proud of.