monkeymagdalen:

look at my kittymuffin’s giant paw.

Here is a cat that I love.

ATTENTION

I am on the outer circles of a lot of communities here and miss a lot of stuff that goes on.  If you ever see me reblogging stuff from a known creeper/sleaze/apologist/etc, it is 100% unintentional and anon is on if you want to drop me a warning to unfollow.  I know how much it sucks to really like a blog but have an almost visceral reaction to the assholes they reblog. 

Seamstresses! I need your help again!

trulysophisticat:

So I’ve been looking into getting a sewing machine to make doll clothes and to do simple mending jobs, like hemming pants and stuff. My budget isn’t very big and I found this machine for 50 bucks on craigslist that I’m super intersted in. Thing is I have NO IDEA, what model number it is and I have never heard of the brand. This is what the machine looks like. 

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When I googled Euro Pro the reviews were all over the place. Either it’s a piece of shit or godly, and since there’s no model number listed I don’t know if I’m going to get a dud or a decent machine. It seems like the older models of this brand were all metal (like a lot of companies) but I have no idea if this is an older model or a newer one. The person selling it in my area only used it twice and it comes with everything. And I can swing 50 bucks after my next paycheck. Thoughts guys?

Hey sewy people who do sewing, I know a lot of you are on here.  Recognize this?

marchingjaybird:

smegolas:

flatbear:

marchingjaybird:

Nicki is emotionally torturing me with songs about Steve and Bucky

BECAUSE SHE HATES ME

THESE BATTLESCAAAAAARS DON’T LOOK LIKE THEY”RE FAAAAAADING…

Don’t wanna let you down, but I am hell bound………… look into my eyes, it’s where my demons hide, it’s where my demons hide……

UNACCEPTABLE, BOTH OF YOU

INTO THE BARBIE DUMPSTER RIGHT NOW

Though nothing will keep us together

We could steal time just for one day

We could be heroes, forever and ever

We could be heroes, forever and ever

We could be heroes….

delcat:

Megan: ERIN DID YOU KNOW THAT BATS HAVE TEETH
Megan: LIKE LOOK AT THAThttps://24.media.tumblr.com/9bb68ba7302691dc1fd445d1601def65/tumblr_n3iaep3daf1rv6w5bo2_500.jpg
Delcat: Uh…yeah?  Vampire bats?  Rabies bites?
Delcat: Also…most mammals have teeth?
Megan: I knew that but I didn’t think about it
Delcat: Also they’re basically flying rodents?
Delcat: Actually they are flying rodents but
Megan: I thought they had, like, cute little bird teeth?
Delcat: ……..birds don’t have teeth
Megan: I know but you know what I mean

I KNOW birds don’t have teeth and I KNOW bats do have teeth, I’m just saying they shouldn’t have THOSE teeth is all.

Here I made you a diagram.

8 things your foodservice staff wish you remembered

feels-like-fire:

I’ve worked in food service (hostess, server, bartender) for over a decade now, and from time to time I feel the need to bitch. I thought this post would be slightly more constructive than pure bitching, though. (Mind, this list is for the USA, so feel free to disregard if it doesn’t apply to you.)

Put in order from least to most desired. #1 probably isn’t what you think it is, either.

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(via rubyredfeathers)

hey-shoes-on-wrong:

"I knew this one woman who got promoted over me and she was totally incompetent. She got the job because she was a woman."

Gee, as a woman I have no idea what it feels like when someone who is totally incompetent gets a job you want just because of their genitals. I’m so glad there’s a cultural system in place to makes sure that systematically happens to everyone but your demographic, so that when it does happen to you once in a blue moon it gives you something to bitch about for the rest of your life.

Winter Soldier spoilers

  • Me: So what are they doing with the TV series now, though?
  • Me: Join us next week for Marvel's Agents Of Nothing!
  • Chae: Phil & Friends!
flatbear:

yo thanks freyastormborn for screaming this as we spilled out of the theater on thursday night.

flatbear:

yo thanks freyastormborn for screaming this as we spilled out of the theater on thursday night.

(via marchingjaybird)

qglas asked: clint barton/a sexy lamp

flatbear:

but is that incest or masturbation.