nidoranduran:

lyraeon:

patrickat:

lyraeon:

Upon second viewing, I have definitely concluded that Guardians of the Galaxy is even better when you imagine it as a tabletop campaign with an increasingly frustrated DM who’s sick of being interrupted.

GM: “Roll 2d10.”
Peter:…

(via coffees-and-cats)

"I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now"

— Every canon character I’ve ever gotten my hands on (via delcat)

jollityfarm:

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Potentially some Viktor & Rolf.

oh my god

it’s perfect, thank u

plus i accidentally typed ‘viktor & rofl,’ which, i mean

So my achievement for the night was matching fashion designers to V:tM clans.

I am okay with this.

P.S. Don’t miss the tulle cutouts either.

rubyredfeathers:

qglas   for Clint.  BWAHAHAHAHA

You’re evil and I love you.

rubyredfeathers:

qglas   for Clint.  BWAHAHAHAHA

You’re evil and I love you.

(Source: sherisseme)

LET’S MAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING MAPS

chrc:

YOU NEED

A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL

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SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)

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AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)

ORGANIZE YOUR MACARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!

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BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)

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GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.

NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT

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LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND HERMAPHRODITE LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS

FUCKING GOOD JOB

(via numinous-queer)

delcat:

Adventure games: Where you can give the wrong answer eight times and not have it make folks distrust you some

NPCs are just impressed that you know eight different phrases.

Good day

Got back to eating food after last night’s sinus toothache starvathon.  Had giant greasy diner breakfast with Ari to celebrate the start of her summer break and picked her some tulips from the back garden.  Rolled around in bed with a horror novel and hard cider.  Very randomly got a call to go hiking and ran around in the woods and accidentally explored a ravine that was not The Trail per se and hung out with some dogs that were on the trail.  Got out of the woods just as the rain was starting to come down and went and had ice cream.  Made casserole that is like at least 60% ham and am chilling out with more food and more booze and RP with my ladies and old episodes of Law & Order where Lenny Briscoe is confused about electronic mail.  A+ day.  A+.

morbidlizard:

notzilon:

Hey tumblr, have you ever thought to yourself, “dang it’d sure be cool to set a project in something other than the current times,” but when you go to look up references on google, all you get is a horrible historical pastiche of days gone by?

Well boy howdy, do I have a reference for you!

The Wishbook Web has scans of entire consumer catalogs from past decades, ranging from the early 30s to the late 80s. Each catalog has pages upon pages of reference of clothing, accessories, and shoes for all ages, as well as toys, gadgets, and all sorts of junk that you might buy for yourself or your loved ones. While the website exclusively has Christmas catalogs, the photos and illustrations show products that you could use year-round.

SO MANY REFS OMG…

(via girldissolving)

You ever have that one rp partner

rubyredfeathers:

theharpieoftroy:

functionalpsychopaths:

and you two try and try to have nice things but you’re both so full of angsty plots that it’s just impossible and that is why you can’t ever have nice things? Yeah I have one of those too.

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my wife.   always.    

Your wife. <3

(Source: thechaoticthree)