crowtoed:

stephodell:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.""You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."
"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Congratulations, you almost made it out of the blizzard, but on the last day, you get lost and freeze to death. Total party wipe. Good game, guys."

"The guard doesn’t appreciate your sass and slides down on a rope to slaps you with his cock. Roll for the length of the cock and damage."

crowtoed:

stephodell:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

"As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?"

"You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

"You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now."

"You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus."

"You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it."

"The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot"

"the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death"

"You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled."

"You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet."
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
"Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that."

"Congratulations, you almost made it out of the blizzard, but on the last day, you get lost and freeze to death. Total party wipe. Good game, guys."

"The guard doesn’t appreciate your sass and slides down on a rope to slaps you with his cock. Roll for the length of the cock and damage."

(Source: zerohitpoints, via rubyredfeathers)

nickelbackmidisonline:

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hello, welcome to MMORPG!

ah, i see you want to play as a MANTIS!

are you a BOY MANTIS

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or a GIRL MANTIS?

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(via librariansoul)

cheesoisuncool:

i keep seeing the words coffee shop au without knowing what they mean. a coffee shop universe? alternate universe where there are coffee shops. friends, i have some good news for you about this universe that we live in

(via cryingalonewithfrankenstein)

choochoobear:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?" "DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

I’m glad this idea came about now, ‘cuz if had happened in my early 20s I’d have actually gone to bars an badgered EVERYONE until someone sent me on a side quest mission.

choochoobear:

bigbigtruck:

krudman:

I love this

"you come here often?"
"DWARVEN CRAAAFTS"

I’m glad this idea came about now, ‘cuz if had happened in my early 20s I’d have actually gone to bars an badgered EVERYONE until someone sent me on a side quest mission.

(Source: spookysage, via riker-wears-a-skant)

madridthekid:

darziel:

thelazyaesthetic:

jolly-plaguefather:

melissasasina:

My new d20 decided it wanted to start rolling bad. It has been set aside and is now being punished as an example to the others.

That is adorable.

It is my experience that dice perform much better when berated.

#i know it’s fucking random and I’m supposed to a rationalist #but once the die start rolling skepticism goes out the window

100% true no lie proven scientifically.

madridthekid:

darziel:

thelazyaesthetic:

jolly-plaguefather:

melissasasina:

My new d20 decided it wanted to start rolling bad. It has been set aside and is now being punished as an example to the others.

That is adorable.

It is my experience that dice perform much better when berated.

#i know it’s fucking random and I’m supposed to a rationalist #but once the die start rolling skepticism goes out the window

100% true no lie proven scientifically.

(via saphire-dance)

jollityfarm:

I’m going to make a Vampire: the Masquerade on-ice musical called Vampire: the Ice Capades and none of you can stop me.

in-a-synthetic-flying-machine:

Vampire: The Masquerade Clan Fashion Challenge— Ventrue


I was going for ‘politician from the fifties, who is also a vampire.’  Also I wanted some blue in there (‘bluebloods,’ you see), and wanted something a little less somber than what Ventrue are usually stuck with (business casual, lots of black).
Dress: Anthropologie by way of Ebay
Shoes: Poetic License
Ring: A stall in a market place in Israel (I mean come on I was being a Ventrue I needed at least SOME tasteful jewelry)
Hat: Buffalo Exchange
Makeup: dollar store cosmetics, lipstick gifted to me by my aunt Devorah 

GURLLL

I AM LOVE

Also how you do with the dollar store cosmetics are you fr srs

Also I am coming to your place to steal your shoes

(Source: thesyntheticflyingmachine)

toastdraws:

Andrei is truly fiendish in his designs.

Reblog for Camareeyah.

smegolas:

marchingjaybird:

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAH

sometimes I miss online RPing

but not enough to dive back into that pile of crazy

basically what I want

is a group of people that I know and like writing cooperative stories

I guess

This is why now I just RP with my wife and girlfriend.  All the fun, significantly less of the crazy.

Well, less of *that* kind of crazy.

jollityfarm:

I did naht embrace her
that is a lie I did naht embrace her
I did naaaaaahhhht
oh HAI Prince of San Francisco!

Reblogging a second time to point out that any time I see the Golden Gate Bridge and a 90s TV logo, my mind goes somewhere else

and you better believe I’d pay money to make this crossover happen.

jollityfarm:

I did naht embrace her

that is a lie I did naht embrace her

I did naaaaaahhhht

oh HAI Prince of San Francisco!

Reblogging a second time to point out that any time I see the Golden Gate Bridge and a 90s TV logo, my mind goes somewhere else

and you better believe I’d pay money to make this crossover happen.