— Every canon character I’ve ever gotten my hands on (via delcat)
Potentially some Viktor & Rolf.
it’s perfect, thank u
plus i accidentally typed ‘viktor & rofl,’ which, i mean
So my achievement for the night was matching fashion designers to V:tM clans.
I am okay with this.
A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL
SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)
AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)
ORGANIZE YOUR MACARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING COASTLINES!
BETTER, BUT NOT FUCKING GOOD! WHATEVER, TRACE THE COASTLINE WITH YOUR PENCIL. BE SURE TO BE SLIGHTLY SQUIGGLY AND, OH, FUCK THOSE LITTLE ISLANDS YOU MADE THEY’RE NOT BIG ENOUGH TO BE WOBBLY ENOUGH SO YOU’RE BETTER OFF USING EITHER RICE (OR SIMILAR) OR JUST TRY TO MAKE SOME REALISTIC FUCKING ISLANDS (SPOILER: YOU WON’T)
GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS WHATEVER LOOK AT THAT VAGUE SORT OF ISLAND/COUNTRY/CONTINENT SHAPED PIECE OF SHIT. SEE THE ISLANDS? I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO DAWG.
NOW TAKE A SHARPIE AND MAKE EVEN SQUIGGLIER FUCKING LINES AS YOU FILL IN YOUR ISOUNINENT
LOOK AT THIS WONDERFUL PIECE OF SHIT IT TOOK ME LITERALLY TEN MINUTES TO MAKE TOPS AND NOW YOU JUST NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO PUT ALL YOUR DWARF-FUCKING ELVES AND HERMAPHRODITE LIZARD-PEOPLE WITH BOOBS
FUCKING GOOD JOB
Adventure games: Where you can give the wrong answer eight times and not have it make folks distrust you some
NPCs are just impressed that you know eight different phrases.
Got back to eating food after last night’s sinus toothache starvathon. Had giant greasy diner breakfast with Ari to celebrate the start of her summer break and picked her some tulips from the back garden. Rolled around in bed with a horror novel and hard cider. Very randomly got a call to go hiking and ran around in the woods and accidentally explored a ravine that was not The Trail per se and hung out with some dogs that were on the trail. Got out of the woods just as the rain was starting to come down and went and had ice cream. Made casserole that is like at least 60% ham and am chilling out with more food and more booze and RP with my ladies and old episodes of Law & Order where Lenny Briscoe is confused about electronic mail. A+ day. A+.
and you two try and try to have nice things but you’re both so full of angsty plots that it’s just impossible and that is why you can’t ever have nice things? Yeah I have one of those too.
my wife. always.
Your wife. <3