cumaeansibyl:

fozmeadows:

scienceofsarcasm:

Evening Post: August 12, 1899.
"She immediately alighted, caught hold of the astonished youth, and gave him a sound thrashing, using her fists in a scientific fashion…”

I would love to know what this means.

I think that might be code for “punched him in the balls with devastating accuracy”.

Boxing is known as “the sweet science” — in the 19th century, to say that a person used their fists in a scientific fashion was generally meant to indicate that they had a knowledge of proper boxing technique.

(via startrekmademequeer)

note-a-bear:

shokoshik:

notnadia:

scottfriday:

at least now i know what i’m going to look like in 30 years.

PICARD AND JANEWAY RIDE A CRUDE 21ST CENTURY GO-KART

This picture is everything.

He’s helping her get the chicken

note-a-bear:

shokoshik:

notnadia:

scottfriday:

at least now i know what i’m going to look like in 30 years.

PICARD AND JANEWAY RIDE A CRUDE 21ST CENTURY GO-KART

This picture is everything.

He’s helping her get the chicken

(Source: bringtheruckuss, via librariansoul)

spektrmodule:

jondommono:

Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?

this kinda shit is when u quit the match bc this team is way too well coordinated

spektrmodule:

jondommono:

Did I ever mention that time me and my friends combined forces to form Will Smith?

this kinda shit is when u quit the match bc this team is way too well coordinated

(via coffees-and-cats)

every-body-can-cosplay:

Wonder Woman

every-body-can-cosplay:

Wonder Woman

(Source: brain-food)

This is now a blog about consent-based cocktail names

delcat:

Mine:

Everclear Consent
Clear Consentingler
Clear Consentucky

Empress:

Consentini

Dap:

Safe, Sangria, and Consensual

Fuck.  Fuck, I don’t think I can beat “Safe, Sangria and Consensual.”  Damn it.

(Victory context if you need it, rape culture tw)

felixandria:

i have Needs that are not being met by this fandom so i will meet them myself
girl steve and girl bucky sparring is one of those needs

felixandria:

i have Needs that are not being met by this fandom so i will meet them myself

girl steve and girl bucky sparring is one of those needs

(via marchingjaybird)

Things that make sense when Del’s vertigo is acting up

delcat:

Octodelcat: http://i2.wp.com/www.realfoodrn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Paleo-Frosting-2.jpg?resize=600%2C420 this had better be made out of dinosaurs
Octodelcat: whenever I hear “Paleo” I get all excited
Octodelcat: and then it’s like no people are being dumbasses
icculus the star mummy: put a little plastic stegosaurus on top
Octodelcat: …that is my new Paleo diet
Octodelcat: put tiny plastic dinosaurs on whatever I want to eat
Octodelcat: bam done I’m in the Zone
Octodelcat: you’re fantastic bro

I am now officially on the Paleo diet.

hoodiecap said: Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.

trionerd:

genuinewarmdecentfeeling:

bootycap:

oh my god

         

verygaygirlfriendfoxmulder:

"Florida Man, Scully. It’s all right here," Mulder slaps a stack of newspapers with his knuckles. He leans over her where she sits and looks at her seriously.

"Mulder, you can’t be serious. This is clearly just a series of similar incidents. The only thing they have in common is they’re all based in Florida."

Mulder shakes his head, snorting. “You mean to tell me that there are multiple men in Florida performing the same bizarre crimes? That the man who tried to rob the brother’s CVS with a water nozzle is a different person from the one who killed their husband with a squirrel?”

She looks at him incredulously. “Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying.”

"Why don’t you believe, Scully? Why can’t you believe for once that maybe — just maybe — the unexplained and fantastical has a place in our criminal investigations."

"I think you want to believe so badly that no state can be as terrifying as Florida that you’ve constructed this omnipresent figure to assuage your anxieties."

He shakes his head once more, arms akimbo. “I’m telling you, Scully. There’s something strange about this case and we’re going to figure it out.”

(Source: dykescully)

danfaust:

kevindrakewriter:

madameatomicbomb:

amaresu:

goflyakate:

why-i-love-comics:

A+X #6

written by Peter David
art by Giuseppe Camuncoli, Michele Benevento, Dan Brown, & Andres Mossa

Once again, this is all Joss Whedon’s fault.

This is amazing.

I have hearts in my eyes.

Aw Peter David is awesome.

Technically, it’s all Doug Petrie’s fault. 

But, yes this is amazing and Peter David is awesome. 

(via flatbear)