Safe, Sangria, and Consensual
Fuck. Fuck, I don’t think I can beat “Safe, Sangria and Consensual.” Damn it.
(Victory context if you need it, rape culture tw)
Octodelcat: http://i2.wp.com/www.realfoodrn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Paleo-Frosting-2.jpg?resize=600%2C420 this had better be made out of dinosaurs
Octodelcat: whenever I hear “Paleo” I get all excited
Octodelcat: and then it’s like no people are being dumbasses
icculus the star mummy: put a little plastic stegosaurus on top
Octodelcat: …that is my new Paleo diet
Octodelcat: put tiny plastic dinosaurs on whatever I want to eat
Octodelcat: bam done I’m in the Zone
Octodelcat: you’re fantastic bro
I am now officially on the Paleo diet.
hoodiecap said: Cap visits a school assembly and they have him lead the pledge of allegiance but "under God" wasn't added until he went under the ice so he doesn't know that part so he doesn't say it and the next day all the headlines say "CAPTAIN AMERICA FORGETS GOD" and FoxNews freaks out.
oh my god
#fox news: captain america’s anti-god communist agenda #fox news: why does cap hate god? #fox news: cap has been henpecked by the left #media matters reports on facts regarding the pledge and the use of ‘under god’ #rachel maddow facepalms greatly and invites cap onto the show #fox news runs segment about captain america being bought by the leftist media like rachel maddow #which then gets mocked on tds #where jon stewart wants to know what hawkeye thinks about the national anthem and then says #oh right #no one cares about hawkeye
"Florida Man, Scully. It’s all right here," Mulder slaps a stack of newspapers with his knuckles. He leans over her where she sits and looks at her seriously.
"Mulder, you can’t be serious. This is clearly just a series of similar incidents. The only thing they have in common is they’re all based in Florida."
Mulder shakes his head, snorting. “You mean to tell me that there are multiple men in Florida performing the same bizarre crimes? That the man who tried to rob the brother’s CVS with a water nozzle is a different person from the one who killed their husband with a squirrel?”
She looks at him incredulously. “Yes, that’s exactly what I’m saying.”
"Why don’t you believe, Scully? Why can’t you believe for once that maybe — just maybe — the unexplained and fantastical has a place in our criminal investigations."
"I think you want to believe so badly that no state can be as terrifying as Florida that you’ve constructed this omnipresent figure to assuage your anxieties."
He shakes his head once more, arms akimbo. “I’m telling you, Scully. There’s something strange about this case and we’re going to figure it out.”