That awkward moment when your iPhone mixes up the photos on your contact list and the call you think is from your girlfriend eating cake is actually a male co-worker. Would have answered slightly differently.
Wait what the hell is your iPhone photo of me and now I want cake
At least….
I think it’s cake?
…I do not remember this at all.
a coworker from my last job just posted this
i fucking can’t
A GUY TRIED TO HIT ON AN iCARLY FANPAGE I AM IN A DYSFYNCTIONAL STATE OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NO W
lieCarly
(via rosekanaya)
Spider-Man presents a strangely morose Magneto from the 1990 Marvel card set.
(via riker-wears-a-skant)
Okay, I’m not sure what’s happening with the whole “boobs and scary fish” trend on my dash, but you guys need to cut it out because it’s terrible and I’m powerless against reblogging it.
I try to keep this blog relatively SFW and funnel all the nekkid into the smut blog, but then sometimes posts like this happen and I can’t even really apologize (or explain, or rationalize, or reason)
(Source: escroto, via zerodividedbyzero)
Today’s life lesson:
Always get to the movies a little early, because you never know when some guy is going to be wandering around the mall letting people PET HIS BABY KANGAROO WTF YAY.
I downloaded the entire series of Full House and for some reason this one has subtitles that I can’t turn off that say trivial facts about Bob Saget
I need this torrent, though.
(via coffees-and-cats)
This girl is walking around school with a blanket that has Nicholas Cage on it
WHY HAS THIS NOT GOT ANY NOTES
BECAUSE WE ARE ALL BUSY TRACKING DOWN THIS GIRL TO STEAL HER BLANKET
(Source: hamwhack, via bowchickafatfat)
