rubyredfeathers:

Why do you need a prescription for a CPAP mask?    For real..can someone answer this?

You can’t just let people have hardcore stuff like that.  I know way too many people hooked on that air shit.  I know people can’t go a day without that air shit.

(I think it has to do with coding and billing.)

impuretale:

seriousjones:

*hot glues this shirt onto my skin*

This kind of makes God sound like a shitty person. Like if he’s saying he’ll only intervene if people are allowed to force the Bible on people whether they want it or not, then he’s kind of not the God that Christ professed. 
So in short: Dear God,
Violence isn’t “allowed” in schools either, and that doesn’t seem to stop it. Quit making excuses and get off your ass or be a little more honest to your followers.
Signed,
An Educator

DEAR CHRISTIANS,
What the hell are you doing with fonts and capslock?
signed,
a squinting eye

impuretale:

seriousjones:

*hot glues this shirt onto my skin*

This kind of makes God sound like a shitty person. Like if he’s saying he’ll only intervene if people are allowed to force the Bible on people whether they want it or not, then he’s kind of not the God that Christ professed. 

So in short:

Dear God,

Violence isn’t “allowed” in schools either, and that doesn’t seem to stop it. Quit making excuses and get off your ass or be a little more honest to your followers.

Signed,

An Educator

DEAR CHRISTIANS,

What the hell are you doing with fonts and capslock?

signed,

a squinting eye

Just asked a patron to put his shoes back on

librariansoul:

and his response—among other sarcastic commentary—was, “Why don’t you join a union so you don’t have to walk around like a security guard telling people to do things?”

This is literally the first time a disgruntled patron has suggested I join a union, and firsts are always fresh and fun and would have merited a post just for that reason. But I also wanted to ask any unionized librarians following me: do you ever have to walk around and tell people to do (or not to do) things?

It is apparently barefoot bibliophiles day today.

Maybe I don’t want to move to a new state.

Maybe I don’t want to move to a new state.

Tags: wtf oregon news

hookersorcake:

Pay attentionto the everydayvibration that speaksto you
Reproduce itunmolesteduncongested
By thought’sdestructivebenevolence

Okay, I hate to put anything after sweet prose, apologies apologies, but Jesus that’s my hometown and it is small as fuck so that is blowing my mind what.
(apologies)

hookersorcake:

Pay attention
to the everyday
vibration that speaks
to you

Reproduce it
unmolested
uncongested

By thought’s
destructivebenevolence

Okay, I hate to put anything after sweet prose, apologies apologies, but Jesus that’s my hometown and it is small as fuck so that is blowing my mind what.

(apologies)

tymethiefslongerthoughts:

prokopetz:

You were so focused on whether you COULD do it, you never stopped to ask whether you SHOULD.” - Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Holy crap/

(Source: theinturnetexplorer)

Twixt

I am literally thirty seconds in and this is already so bad.  This is intentional, right?  This has to be intentional.

The goth dude’s name is Flamingo

talesofthearts:

regalbryant:

 johnnynothumbs:

ohyeahpartyat221b:

ex-genius:

THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT

seriously look at this awful thing

No.

No no no no no no no.

I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.

THE TOP COMMENT ON THAT VIDEO OMG

image

the pessimist and the optimist

Actually crying here

This is your brain on technology.

(via coffees-and-cats)

girl-detective:

mdt:

ghostsareassholes:

vintagetoyarchive:

MARX: 1970 SKINNY BONES Building Set

YeeeeeeeeaaaAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!
Run! Run for your very lives!

I’ll just put off sleep for the rest of this lifetime.


Yet another unrealistic expectation for women.

girl-detective:

mdt:

ghostsareassholes:

vintagetoyarchive:

MARX: 1970 SKINNY BONES Building Set

YeeeeeeeeaaaAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!

Run! Run for your very lives!

I’ll just put off sleep for the rest of this lifetime.

Yet another unrealistic expectation for women.

swegener:

Similar to but legally distinct from the other Mr. Mouse.

swegener:

Similar to but legally distinct from the other Mr. Mouse.

(via revisionof)