gaminginyourunderwear:

slaysbelles:

jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

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Someone made this with GIR specifically in mind.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Fridays at 10!  I’m really fighting the urge to ask about stats and stuff, like are all missionaries white mages or clerics or what and how does the Bible say to handle random encounters.  Oh man I bet their screen names are fantastic.
weirdvintage:

A Genuine Mink Jock—an irresistible invitation to hard n’ heavy action!—1970s (via Vintage-Ads)

The mystique of mink where it matters most.  Does that say “ranch” as a color option?

weirdvintage:

A Genuine Mink Jock—an irresistible invitation to hard n’ heavy action!—1970s (via Vintage-Ads)

The mystique of mink where it matters most.  Does that say “ranch” as a color option?

jhenne-bean:

……….I mean if u say so seventeen mag

Excuse me Seventeen magazine my eight year old self demands restitution for these stolen fashion ideas.

jhenne-bean:

……….I mean if u say so seventeen mag

Excuse me Seventeen magazine my eight year old self demands restitution for these stolen fashion ideas.

(via loudblackram)

africancheewahwah:

theanti90smovement:

what does this even mean

i dont know but im printing it out and giving it to everyone i know

africancheewahwah:

theanti90smovement:

what does this even mean

i dont know but im printing it out and giving it to everyone i know

(via jollityfarm)

fake-jungle-oboe:

sconesforjustice:

swarnpert:

the 1930s was an amazing time

fake-jungle-oboe, another auto-reblog for you.



How is the “Lard Information Council” a real historical thing and not an advertising sponsor on Welcome To Night Vale?

fake-jungle-oboe:

sconesforjustice:

swarnpert:

the 1930s was an amazing time

fake-jungle-oboe, another auto-reblog for you.

How is the “Lard Information Council” a real historical thing and not an advertising sponsor on Welcome To Night Vale?

(via feels-like-fire)

rubyredfeathers:

Why do you need a prescription for a CPAP mask?    For real..can someone answer this?

You can’t just let people have hardcore stuff like that.  I know way too many people hooked on that air shit.  I know people can’t go a day without that air shit.

(I think it has to do with coding and billing.)

impuretale:

seriousjones:

*hot glues this shirt onto my skin*

This kind of makes God sound like a shitty person. Like if he’s saying he’ll only intervene if people are allowed to force the Bible on people whether they want it or not, then he’s kind of not the God that Christ professed. 
So in short: Dear God,
Violence isn’t “allowed” in schools either, and that doesn’t seem to stop it. Quit making excuses and get off your ass or be a little more honest to your followers.
Signed,
An Educator

DEAR CHRISTIANS,
What the hell are you doing with fonts and capslock?
signed,
a squinting eye

impuretale:

seriousjones:

*hot glues this shirt onto my skin*

This kind of makes God sound like a shitty person. Like if he’s saying he’ll only intervene if people are allowed to force the Bible on people whether they want it or not, then he’s kind of not the God that Christ professed. 

So in short:

Dear God,

Violence isn’t “allowed” in schools either, and that doesn’t seem to stop it. Quit making excuses and get off your ass or be a little more honest to your followers.

Signed,

An Educator

DEAR CHRISTIANS,

What the hell are you doing with fonts and capslock?

signed,

a squinting eye

Just asked a patron to put his shoes back on

librariansoul:

and his response—among other sarcastic commentary—was, “Why don’t you join a union so you don’t have to walk around like a security guard telling people to do things?”

This is literally the first time a disgruntled patron has suggested I join a union, and firsts are always fresh and fun and would have merited a post just for that reason. But I also wanted to ask any unionized librarians following me: do you ever have to walk around and tell people to do (or not to do) things?

It is apparently barefoot bibliophiles day today.